Most signs are boring, efficient and simple and give information with a minimum of fuss. In this collection of silly signs and ridiculous notices from around the world – from crazy commands and weird warnings to those with double meanings and mad spellings – are all sorts of funny examples. Some of these are :
- No Exit From Burial Site;
- Curved Yellow Fruit 40c;
- You Are Leaving The Ski Resort. You Can Die. This Is Your Decision;
- Justin Payne Dentistry;
- BMUP (painted on a road);
- SOTP (painted on the road);
- SHCOOL (painted on the road);
- Mountain-climbing Only. Can Not Go Buying Black Eggs Shop;
- Vacancy In Heaven. Reservation Required;
- Parking For Drive-Through Service Only;
- Drive Slowly See Our Village. Drive Fast See A Judge. Speed Limits Strictly Enforced;
- Warning: Please Look Under Your Vehicles For Penguins (sign at Table Mountain National Park);
- Sorry For Your Uninconvenience;
- No Trespassing Without Permission;
- Very Suspicious Supermarket (sign outside a supermarket in Taiwan);
- The Best Place In Town To Take A Leak (sign outside a car workshop);
- My Father Was Killed By Ninjas. Need Money For Karate Lessons (cardbpard sign held by a young man on a street);
- No Littering: Violators Will Be Fine;
- Police Arrest Men In Socks (Times headliner);
- Vehicles Must Not Be Parked In The Toilets;
- Penguins Only Beyond This Point;
- Our Public Bar Is Presently Not Open Because It Is Cl;osed;
- Please Do Not Try To Squeeze Child-sized Hats Onto Adult Heads!